The Naughty List

If you came here expecting this to be full of sexy ideas, I hope you won’t be disappointed. I’ve been sexually inactive a long time so some ideas may seem boring to you. If you feel you can help with any of them, feel free to let me know discretely.

Part 1: The Because I Haven’t List

  • Have sex with a Welsh woman
    Yes you read this right I’ve never had sex with someone born in Wales. My previous partners have come from the other parts of the UK and Ireland but I’ve never found a Welsh sexual partner.
  • Go to a nudist beach
    In honesty I don’t even know where the nearest one is to me.

Part 2: The Curious To Repeat

  • Have sex on holiday
    This is totally my fault as I haven’t been on a proper holiday in years.

Part 3: The Slightly Bizarre I Haven’t Done Yet List

Part 4: The Bizarre List

  • Have sex with someone picked for me by someone else:

Part 5: The Wildest Dreams List

  • Have sex with someone famous